....Wherin Our Hero Learns the Truth of His Upbringing, and Its Terrible Cost...

I've led a charmed life, and I'm never one to complain excessively about how i was raised, but at a certain point i have to come to a realization, that no matter how i try to justify it I'll never live up to my true potential having never learned to play tennis on the top of a biplane in midair.

or is that Badminton, this is how bad my upbringing was, i just can't tell.