Just This Past Week He Planted a Patch of Conscientious Objector Vines, but as Expected They've Joined the Rest of the Rabble, Clinging to the Gardens

Embroidered Text-Messages by Ginger Anyhow

The title of this post is taken from my favorite piece on her site, a choose your own adventure story.

Here's another quote: "The upwardly mobile climber brush, for example, refuse attempts at labeling and nightly ditch their placards behind the tool shed."

and another: "beaconed by a shining white mitten, your neighbors find your body 2 weeks
later. you have died. i am sorry."